Killer Buffalo Roast

I heard through the grapevine that my local purveyor of meats received a large amount of buffalo and they were just dying to get it off their hands. Not one to shy away from fresh local meats, I pounced. My kill was a 2lb buffalo roast that screamed "slow cook the shit out of me and call me Nancy!" Let's begin:

Start by marinating your roast. Whisk together 1 1/2c olive oil (not extra virgin, you stupid ass), 3 cloves of minced garlic, and some freshly ground black pepper. Slowly whisk in 1/4c red wine so that it emulsifies. Don't be dumb and ask me what that means. Look it up, genius. Place meat in a ziplock back and pour the marinade over. Put in fridge for at least two hours and up to 12 hours.
If you know anything about buffalo, and you don't, you know that it needs to be cooked at a lower temperature than beef and the desired level of "doneness" is med-rare to rare. Medium buffalo sucks serious ass. I slow cooked mine, with the cover on idiot, for about 45 min and it worked out perfectly but your fire will be of a different heat. I work by touch when I am cooking meat which requires a high level of culinary skill that you will never attain. What a shame.
Damn! Would you look at that. That is a roast I can sink my teeth into. "Yeah that looks nice, but what does it look like on the inside? You probably fucked it all up and cooked it medium." Oh ye of little faith. Don't you know everything I make is perfect?
Told you, asshole. Eat it.

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